i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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