So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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