You're so nebulous sometimes
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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