some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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