you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Randomize
