I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
