my phone needs a breathalizer
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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