All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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