thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
And then the night went full on bisexual.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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