There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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