Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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