I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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