is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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