Dual....:-)
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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