so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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