Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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