He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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