i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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