We named our party play list daddy issues
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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