4 words: hood of his car
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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