Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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