I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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