I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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