Just cropdusted the office
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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