he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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