You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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