You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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