So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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