it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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