With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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