nut hugger
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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