If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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