You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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