the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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