I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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