i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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