Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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