If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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