im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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