Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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