Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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