This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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