Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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