Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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