I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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