i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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