if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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