Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
My breasts were aching with rage.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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