I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Randomize
