My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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