Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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